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Spanish, English, and Biology. -_-
- Teacher: School's almost over
- Teacher: And this is crazy
- Teacher: But here's three projects
- Teacher: It's due by Friday
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
- Benefits of being Beyonce: you're a god
A very short lesson in Psychology:
The first one’s hella me. Lol
- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
- When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
- When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
- When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
- When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
- When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
- When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you
(Source: shyieesolove, via andreasoan)
Anonymous asked: nice dinosaur....
Thank you? X)
- No one: Wow, you're really cute and id like to kiss you.
Daaaaaaamn.
I’m feelin the need to vent. ;-;
Anyone wanna chill afterschool?
Anyone? :D
- Non-Asian people: Your eyes are small.
- Asians: So is your brain.
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(Source: pleatedjeans, via nosmas-mas)
